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enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

Dorota Kishlovsky + best quotes

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

humansofspore:

"My fiancee just left me, I’m a single mother raising my son, all my money is in my business, and I’m doing three jobs on top of that to support myself. I don’t know if you can tell but I’m very tired right now. So this - this is the saddest moment of my life. But you know what that wise person said - and there’s always some wise person you know - but he said it so I’m saying it. ‘Do what you can, with what you have’. So here I am, doing what I can, with what I have."

humansofspore:

"My fiancee just left me, I’m a single mother raising my son, all my money is in my business, and I’m doing three jobs on top of that to support myself. I don’t know if you can tell but I’m very tired right now. So this - this is the saddest moment of my life. But you know what that wise person said - and there’s always some wise person you know - but he said it so I’m saying it. ‘Do what you can, with what you have’. So here I am, doing what I can, with what I have."

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

hey psa!!

some people don’t physically express emotions very well! 

this means they look serious a lot of the time/don’t smile much!

it does not mean:

  • they don’t like you
  • they aren’t happy
  • they are depressed 
  • something is “wrong” with them

please don’t mock them for it or insist that they “NEED TO SMILE!!!” or assume that they must be mad at you!!

we’re perfectly fine we just don’t look like it!! stop making fun of us!! thank you!!!!!!!

sparklehime:

look at this card

sparklehime:

look at this card

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two